Welcome to my world
I’m so glad you’re here! In case you were wondering, yes – I do know where the unicorns are, but no, I won’t tell. But the longer you hang out in my magical world, the more comfortable they will get with you. So drop by anytime! BTW, this is me on any given day. Just chilling in a ball gown writing on a typewriter in nature. It’s actually not that weird for me.
…I’m very normal.